Category: Leadership

Just Average Me Thinks

The new normal – average-ly speaking of course.

The New Average. Where everywhere is more average than everywhere else…Doh!

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Mystery of Life:

When everything is average then average is the new normal!

I can’t make this up:

Muslim outreach: Andrew Sheer, leader of Canada’s opposition Conservatives, “new friend” Omar Subedar (pronounced: “so-beat-her”) publishes tips on beating your wife.

Not to be outdone of course the Liberals, under Trudeau (from an earlier post):

Trudeau is changing the Canadian Citizen guide to make it more Sharia compliant. This on the heels of the refugee who beat his wife with a hockey stick…eh? Pure Canadian eh? “Well, at least it was a hockey stick” said one immigration official by the name of “Rocket,” who cited anonymity. Added to that “We will change the guide immediately to tell new Canadians from Muslim or other countries who honour honour killings that the preferred weapon of choice here in Canada would be a “Victoriaville” due to its shaped blade and shaft flexibility. It bends back after that slap shot.”

I kid you not. Imagine having leadership like this during the World Wars.

Trudeau takes Sikh out of the Canadian terrorist lexicon.

Meanwhile:

See the source imageAir India crash of 1985 by Sikh extremists.

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Meanwhile, convicted terrorist Omar Kadr released from custody in Canada and awarded $10.5M with an apology by the Trudeau government.

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Meanwhile, convicted Canadian terrorists and ISIS radicals are allowed to keep their Canadian citizenship. A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian quipped Trudeau. They (the terrorists) are just misunderstood and just need a big hug. This came after that other famous Canadian Prime Minister quote: “If my mother had four wheels she’d be a truck!”

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October cannot come soon enough.

On a final note this is why I hate politics and do not subscribe to any magazine, newspaper, journal or watch TV news. The new government of Alberta is not even one day in power and this headline comes from that astute Canadian rag Macleans:

After Alberta’s election, ‘nothing good to come’

We are living on a thin line.

https://youtu.be/AuGFlP5Duuw

Have a great Canadian day.

SJ……….……………………………………..Out………………….Dot de dot dot dot.

Lie and Dry

See the source image“No slit man. This is leal”

Heard in passing from my Japanese flend reporter (above). His slots, not mine.

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Hey Slakey. What do ya think about this:

Liberal Campaign Slogan: “Erect Mean for Twenty Nineteen.” er sorry….I mean “erect me for twenty, twenty three…er sorry. Man this stuff is lick-ed. Uh hey Butts. I tink we missed da 2019 erection…er sorry…election somehow. Man oh man… er sorry People oh People… this is good stuff. Hey Jody Rebound, Stinkpots…pass the Doritos will ya like the good little Liberal “cockus” (sic) members that you are. Woe is me. It is so hard being me, especially being stoned like me. Hey that’s it. The 2019 Liberal Erection Campaign slogan:

“Be Stoned Like Me.”

“Yesss. Hey Gerry, Jody, hey, hey guys, gals…Hey, I got a good one in my hand. A sure thing for our erection day. It’s will be a sure…hey where are they?”

See the source imageHey you, yes you…are you tokin, I mean talkin to me? Well are you?

I know, I know. All of this Trudeau stuff gets pretty boring after awhile. But hey, we have an erection coming up in October so it remains important that we remain hard and fast in getting a leg up on this guy to:

“Turf the Turd”

I think that Sheer and the PCs should adopt this as their campaign slogan for the upcoming erection campaign:

“Make Cannabis Great Again and Turf the Turd”

What do you think? Does my Japanese flend…er friend…have it right?

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section. Just click on “Leave a Comment” at the left side of this screen or at the bottom banner.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is seen in a police van, after he was arrested by British police, in London, Britain.

Remember this guy. Julien Assuage (sic). “Go Justin Go,” he was heard to mutter.

Pass the “Wellies”

Millennial’s real purpose in life.

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Climate change? Yesss

a large truck covered in snow: A Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow helps a pair of semis struggling Wednesday to get up a ramp to eastbound Highway 14 from southbound Highway 169 near Mankato.Bring it on.

Not much going on in the world today.

High and Dry

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

Death and Taxes

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I just did my taxes. Being a widower this is the first year I have had to do my year end taxes for just me. It ain’t pretty. In this country you are hosed if you suddenly find yourself alone. You lose all tax benefits of being married – the primary one being “income splitting.” Hey, and the CPP Death Benefit? You are better off not taking it because you will owe almost half of the $2,500 in taxes. Be prepared to be screwed over bigly by the Liberals.

I went to my MP, who is an NDP, to ask him to advocate to the Finance Minister on our behalf for an increase in the CPP Death Benefit and to make it tax free. His answer? Do it yourself. I am too busy with saving the planet.

Gillette Venus Celebrates Morbid Obesity in New SJW Ad Promoting ‘Beautiful Women of All Shapes and Sizes’

Man oh man, that’s a lot of razor blades to shave those legs. No wonder Gillette is in on this sister act. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I wonder how much she got laid…er….paid. Sorry, Freudian slip.  Gillette says: “Venus is committed to representing beautiful women of all shapes, sizes, and skin types because ALL types of beautiful skin deserve to be shown. We love Anna because she lives out loud and loves her skin no matter how the “rules” say she should display it…I wonder how much she got laid…er paid. Oops, Sorry, Freudian slip-up again. Be the best that you can be, eh Anna?

Gillette’s response? We have a razor for that!

Get all a man can get!

NATO at 70! What’s next? Well, NATO at 71.

What students could learn at New York’s Stuyvesant School? How to smoke in the boys room without getting caught. My first cigarette was a Peter Stuyvesant, which was smoked in my high school’s washroom.

Medieval diseases are making a comeback in major American cities thanks to the increasing amount of feces on the streets. No shit! San Francisco is now labelled a “Shit Hole.” Black Death can’t come soon enough to California. Progressives destroy everything they touch.

Are you going to San Francisco.

Bring plenty of ass-wipe. California is no longer the “Golden State.” Progressive policies made sure of that.

Karma! You know it’s a bad day when:

A poacher is trampled to death by an elephant, then eaten by a pride of lions – Only the man’s skull and pants were retrieved by Kruger National Park.

They followed that up with a Pride parade. Darwin award was awarded posthumourously.

Speaking of poaching:

“…so, it’s safe to say that reparations would not be a cure-all to right the wrongs of the past and put slavery behind us once and for all, but just another wealth redistribution program that would precede another, and another, and another to solve something that, in the eyes of those pushing for it, will never actually be fixed to satisfaction.” US Democratic Senator wants a reparation policy for Slavery.

Sound familiar here in Canada?

Interesting note being that all of the so called Slave States were Democratic States and that the Democrats fought hard to oppose Lincoln’s plan (Republican) to abolish slavery.

Love this:

“California Wants To Tax Soda, Guns, Pain Pills, Lawyers And Batteries…”

I can see LAWYERS but soda, guns, pain pills, batteries even? C’mon. That legislation will be sure to spawn a new crop of lawyer jokes.

Gentlemen….start you engines: A Spanish speed circuit is in hot water after an advertisement for grid girls stipulated that they “must have a size 95 or 100 chest,” which is roughly 36″ – 38″ according to La Vanguardia. 

“Living out Loud.” I wonder if Venus…er Anna applied.

Oh and did you know that toxic masculinity is the cause of climate change?

I kid you not. According to progressive thought it is a root cause of climate change:

According to progressives, toxic masculinity is considered to be the dude on the left of the photo.  Climate change can’t come soon enough.

A Dutch swimming pool. I want one:

Translation: Don’t have a clue. Something about a “Grand Pils” me drinks…er thinks.

Speaking of taxes:

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….……………………..taxed out!

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Canada is warming faster than any other place in the world!

See the source imageOh Yeah? Where in Canada?

Trudeau implements Carbon Tax at the same time he makes this statement.

“Picture below is further proof that Climate Change is real and must be stopped” – with a 4 cents a litre tax grab.

ONE PROBLEM – This photo is from the Parry Sound 33 fire.

The fire in that photo was caused by a construction project for a wind turbine.

To Trudeau and Climate Barbie: “Liars, liars your pants, panties are on fire – Climate Fraudsters.”

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. You, me, we are being screwed!

Time for a Canadian Yellow Vest movement (See next story).

This just in: “Liberals Work to Stem Irregular Immigration:”

Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Ahmed Hussen rises during Question Period in the House of Commons on Parliament Hill in Ottawa on November 5, 2018. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang“We are going to issue every one of those irregulars with Keopectate. And, hopefully, we will keep issuing it, Keopectate that is, until they become regular.” Liberal transparency at work. What he really meant to say was: “We will address these shit disturbers, one movement at a time.”

No shit! It says so in our constitution.

And, to be issued at all Canadian border crossings:

Don’t know what the hose is for. Maybe this is a Muslim bidet!

Self driving Tesla. In car parlance Elon Muskrat would say that it’s just a flesh wound. No story here. Move on. “Well I would but it won’t start Elon.”

Then there is this. I call this “A Tesla Hoody:”

Tesla stock plummets.

Beware of false prophets.

Canadians! Stop being so smug and fight back. Kick these progressives out at the next election.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….………………………..Out.

 

The Sn-ow Flakes

Gotta love this:

Flake News: It’s only sn-ow! Owie.

Finally, a sense of humour (sic) in America. I am sure someone will be offended here, especially if the sn-ow is yellow!

And this is why politicians can never be trusted:

A day after telling a local New York television station, News 12 Westchester, “I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe,” Hillary Clinton seems to have had second thoughts. Someone (my guess is Hillary herself) told New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman that she, Clinton, didn’t really mean it.

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? Are you talking to me? I didn’t say that I wouldn’t run. It depends on what you mean by “I didn’t say.” I guess.

You don’t say……………Geesh.

Do you know your own countries history? Americans don’t seem to know theirs.

How do you spell hypocrite? A…O…C…B…G…W. Okay so I can’t spell but this video relates to Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko’s hypocritical stance on the environment

She demands that we ban all fossil fuels. That would mean no cars, no airplanes, no plastics of any kind. Just like all of the other climate action warriors in “doing what I tell you to do and not in what I am doing.” A socialist’s take on Kennedy’s famous line: “ask not what you can do for your country but what your country can do for you.” A socialist’s dream come true.

Wake up people to this giant fraud and attack on our personal liberties.

Huh?? Climate Barbie, Canada’s climate change Czarina, is giving up “Lent” to fight climate change. Damn I always hated “Lent” as a Catholic kid. Bring on the chocolate bunnies.

More Canadian political slip-sliding: Kent Hehr, Liberal MP from Calgary is proud of Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) and believes her testimony to be true. He is proud to be a Liberal with Jody. Perhaps he is distancing himself from Justinian for the next erection due in the fall.

Interesting this coming from a guy who left the liberal cabinet in disgrace due to some alleged sexual inappropriateness. He didn’t want to embarrass his leader. Trudeau accepted his resignation but Hehr remains a strong and upright “member” of the liberal “caucus.” My, my, my how things change.

Trudeau, when asked if he was going to apologize to Canadians regarding the SNC Lavalin affair, gave this response:

“I am going to give an Inuit apology this afternoon.”

What on earth is an Inuit apology, as opposed to apologizing to all Canadians?

Perhaps it is something similar to this:

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Personally I am now beginning to believe this whole thing to be a setup. I do not like Trudeau but I think some of his cabinet are out to get him, force him to resign, nominate a new leader such as Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) who will win, and who will then become Canada’s next Prime Minister.  That is the dream of her father and that is my take on this whole “made up” scandal. I could be wrong and I probably am but I guess my cynicism is coming through.

Forgiveness….yes.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………..Out