Hedonism and Our Prime Minister

Hedonism Leads to Happiness

Relaxing on the sofa or savoring a delicious meal: Enjoying short-term pleasurable activities that don’t lead to long-term goals contributes at least as much to a happy life as self-control, according to new research from the University of Zurich and Radboud University in the Netherlands. The researchers therefore argue for a greater appreciation of hedonism in psychology – or like…in our Government.

Hedonism in Canada’s House of Commons:

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Meanwhile in China during a Wuhan debate to come up with a vaccine:

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And from the “This World is Crazy File” comes this:

The carefully-crafted facade of your friendly neighborhood hipster grocery store belies a darker image; one that romanticizes imperialism, fetishizes native cultures, and casually misappropriates. For decades, the chain has used names like Trader Giotto’s, Trader José’s and Trader Ming’s on international foods.

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The petition demanded that Trader Joe’s packaging “belies a narrative of exoticism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.”

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“I love Trader Joe-ritos, especially after a joint or two.”

Gotta love this. I only wish I could have come up with this one. Sadly no…..

PORTLAND, OR—Facing massive budget cuts, the Portland Police Bureau has come up with an exciting new way to fund their department. Upstanding citizens can now pay 5 dollars to throw tear gas at communist protesters. People from across the country are lining up to live their lifelong dreams of blasting dirty commies with tear gas.

“Getting bathed in tear gas is the closest my son Fidel has been to taking a shower in weeks,” said a local Portland mom after paying her five bucks and chucking a canister at the crowd. “I’m hoping our basement will smell a little better now. I used to think that all police were evil fascists, but my time gassing commies has opened my eyes. That was the most fun I’ve had in ages. Thanks, Portland Police!”

Our illustrious Prime Minister is in the doo again. No matter, scandals cannot hurt this dude as he has wonderful hair. He is so dreamy one woman voter was heard to say. Some memorable moments in the political career of this narcissist we have as our national leader:

Hey, yo… bro?  BLM:

Seek and you shall find me…anytime.

I love playing cowboys and aboriginals

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Up…up…and away…..with you.

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I’m a cowboy…

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“Mr Turdeau, Prime Minister. how are you enjoying your job.”

“Well, Fitz…can I call you Fitz. I love being me. One day I can be Superman, the next day a Sikh god like Sheeba. Or if I get bored I can put on a bit of blackface and pretend to be a “bro” to support BLM, or I can be an Indian, sorry…Indigenous… Chief or a Cowboy…I love this job and I love being me….Does that answer your question Fitz?

“Ya vo Mein Herr Prime Minister.”

Only in Canada you say……………….shitty.

Oh and I can be a rock star too:

SJ….Out

Won’t You Be…My Neighbor?

Damn!

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The Three Gorges Dam. It might be about to collapse. What happens if it does?

DAMN!

Hey, want to know who fabricated the steel for the new Johnson Street Bridge in Victoria? The country name rhymes with Dinah…

DAMN

People in cities along China’s Yangtze River, which have already been inundated with water, are now scrambling to shore up embankments and dykes (sic) before the Three Gorges Dam releases more water and towns are swamped again by the third big flood this summer.

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Damn it all anyway.

Yeah, that should do it!

We had a saying in the Navy:

“Why buy the best when you can buy British.”

Best qualified potential medical students of Asian and European descent in New Zealand fall victim to diversity by being disqualified to enter medical school due to race relations, ie…you da wrong color bro!. So, BLM or POC (Persons of Color) cohort organizations are not racist huh?

“Granny bought this vest for me to riot in.” Ah, just another day in the Portland neighborhood

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And then there is this:

which has morphed into this:

I kinda like Mr. Roger’s neighborhood better…don’t you?

Sad

WHY?

Play this loud!

Rad song.

SJ……..Out

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Picture Perfect Our House Is!

And here I thought they were referring to the new Royal Canadian Navy’s new rank structure!

Or is that the new Math Debate

Say it ain’t so Joe

And I approve this message because I am Joe Biden…and you’re not!

Picture this:

Trump reroutes pharmaceutical manufacturing
from China to New York Kodak plant

The Trump administration has awarded Kodak a $765 million government loan under the Defense Production Act to help speed the domestic manufacturing of certain medical drugs. A new division, Kodak Pharmaceuticals, is expected to create 350 jobs, senior administration officials said during a call with reporters Tuesday. The move is billed as part of a larger effort to secure a United States supply of critical pharmaceutical ingredients and modernize the Strategic National Stockpile. The U.S. International Development Finance Corporation, the agency that engineered the deal, has been working with the Department of Defense to relocate important supply chains out of China for months at the president’s direction.

Heard in passing: “…but, but…he’s a racist, a bigot, a whatever phobe…I tells ya. Imagine trying to secure our drug supply? Madness! The cartels are freaking out over this!”

‘A Sputnik moment’: Russia hopes to be first with Covid-19 vaccine, top official says approval expected by August 10

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And the world isn’t going insane…WHY?

Conversion therapy: The new left says you’re a bigot unless you have sex with EVERY gender??????????????????????????????????.

What? All 57 of them Mr Heinz?

Next up, conversion therapy: The new left says you’re a bigot unless you have sex with EVERY gender

Oh, so that’s why there are so many colours. Rainbow Lives Matter.

After all… it is our house…MADNESS:

Have a great long weekend…until Tuesday.

SJ………………….Out.

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Lies and MLB

But first, a word from our sponsors:

“Blankety blank, blank, blank…..BLANK!

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

You read it here first:

Trump will win in November by a landslide

I have a bottle of Crown Royal on this.

Did you know that MLB as in Major League Baseball is BLM backwards?? No? Well it is:

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Oops sorry. I meant NFL.

My new category on this blog. It is called…ta da:

Liberal-Speak:

“Elect me and I will get rid of the GST” Prime Minister Jean Chretien said during the election campaign of 1993. After 27 years the GST consumption tax is still with us.

Forward to 2001 in Ontario: Dalton McGuinty

“If you elect me Premier I will not raise taxes.”

Once elected he implemented a health levy on every person and family in the province. For me personally that came in at $1100.00 per year. When asked about this he responded: ” That health levy is not a tax. It is a levy!!??”

Forward to 2018. Trudeau implements the Carbon Tax. But, but

“Its revenue neutral.”

See the source imageAnd…this is the best part Gerry. Hahahahaha, Canadians think the Carbon Tax is…hahahah, wait for it….revenue….neutral. Hahahahahahahahahahah.

And in the US Democrat (liberal) Senator Jerry Nadler says that riots in Portland and Seattle and elsewhere in the US are a myth, brought on by Trump.

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Portland

I got a Peaceful Easy Feeling

Be alert because the world needs more lerts.

Double barrel today:

SJ…Out

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And Here I Thought It Was Doritos

The Law of Unintended Consequences:

$80B – yes that’s a “Billion”- CERB program may hamper recovery by being a disincentive to work, provinces warn. Various premiers have warned that the private sector has struggled to rehire some workers due to the hard eligibility cut-offs under the program. For the un- initiated this CERB is a Canadian government initiative to compensate workers with $2,000 per month who have lost their jobs or have had their hours curtailed due to Covid. The program also allows employees to earn up to $1,000 per month to augment their benefit.

“Yo? Why work, Dude. Me and my partner can bring in almost 6 Gs a month almost tax free. Why work…loser. Yo, bro, lets spend it…on cannabis.”

Government communists, AKA Liberals and NDP, want to make this a permanent benefit, as in a Universal Basic Wage. They tried this in Finland but they had to cancel the program cause they couldn’t find anyone to work it!

Following on with this theme is another wonderful program brought to you by your local government…Glory Holes or how to have safe sex in this era of a panned-demic. I am not kidding.

Glory holes? Glory Be! Are youse kidding me? Says it all don’t it. (see grammar item below). If only I should be so lucky with a hole that big.

Yo? Dude? Dat hand ain’t no black hand dude ain’t it? Black Hands Matter!

And if you are using one of those Gloreeee Be Holes don’t forget to wear you’re mask:

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Glad these holes are not see thru!

The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist.

Rutgers University’s English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to “stand with and respond” to the Black Lives Matter movement. In an email written by department chairwoman Rebecca Walkowitz, the Graduate Writing Program will emphasize “social justice” and “critical grammar.”

Walkowitz said the department would respond to recent events with “workshops on social justice and writing,” “increasing focus on graduate student life,” and “incorporating ‘critical grammar’ into our pedagogy.”(why can’t they just say educational programs?). The “critical grammar” approach challenges the standard academic form of the English language in favor of a more inclusive writing experience (like for who dude?). The curriculum puts an emphasis on the variability (and viability) of the English language instead of accuracy.

I hear that math is next on the chopping block to be deconstructed as a form of “Western imperialism”?

A young woman describing herself as a teacher, Ph.D. student, and “social justice change agent,” recently gained notoriety for tweeting, “The idea of 2+2 equaling 4 is cultural,” a product of “western imperialism / colonialism.” “It’s racist I tell youse.” said the English Gramar and Speling admissions rep at Rutger’s University.

Yes, even mathematics, held up as the most objective and neutral of disciplines, is being reshaped by critical theory, which claims that all ideas are social constructions by groups using their power to advance their own interests.

Ya dude, I always taught dat 2+2=22. Why shouldn’t it be bro? Just think if the Egyptians had fallen to this madness:

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Or the space program:

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Or this: 1+1=11…yessss!

Karma!

Radio host mocked Trump by claiming Seattle is peaceful, then rioters wrecked his apartment building.

There is a god.

Famous potato chip company issues apology as ex-director gets busted for growing over $30K worth …

Although chips and cannabis are often considered the ultimate combination, the pairing resulted in a patently unchill situation involving both an arrest and a PR snafu.

It should have been Doritos!

How do you spell insanity – T.O.R.O.N.T.O.  You can have this baby for just $999,999.00. Located in Toronto’s trendy Italian district.
Toronto house
Can youse beleese dis shyte. It’s da new math bro?

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SJ…out