I don’t know about you but I am getting sick and tired with all of this climate scare tactics and fear mongering. It seems that every second article in the newspaper today is about climate change of some sorts.
Climate change may be happening but we are not the cause of it. It is a natural phenomenon. Last week, while I was in Toronto, which is situated on the north shore of Lake Ontario, everyone was talking about the water levels of the Great Lakes. The levels are very high such that the Toronto Islands are flooding. Climate change in action. Yet a couple of years ago the levels were very low.
Heck, I can remember during my youth when water levels were up and down on Georgian Bay, which is part of Lake Huron. It happens and is highly dependent on the winter’s snow pack, spring melting and spring rains. It is not caused by climate change. However, our government, in their quest to scare the shit out of us, especially our gullible youth, and to convince us that climate change is real and therefore a threat to our very existence such that they can tax us to death. A new and very lucrative money stream. And our politicians of every stripe and colour are in on the scam.
Consider this: in 1989 the UN told the world that the Maldives would be underwater by 01 January 2019. Thirty years later?
The Maldives today.
The UN also stated in 1989 that the world had 30 years to address climate change or there would not be a world today. Hasn’t happened.
But now they tell us that if we do not act NOW, that the world will end in 2030. I think Al Gore and other non scientific mindless minds have stated such for 2011, 2013, 2019 and now 2030. And people believe this shyte. I mean how can anybody believe in whatever Alexandra Occasionally Cortez but Generally Whacko says. This from a US congress woman who believes that the world is flat – and she has a huge cohort that agrees with her. Last time I checked:
Do you notice the curvature on the horizon?
Oh, I know, photo shopped, fake…..Geesh.
Coming from a lab near you.
It’s alive, it’s alive
Beyond meat > is beyond belief. Meat grown in a lab. Are you kidding me?
Super processed food yet the young people are devouring this stuff. Those same young people who shun processed foods. Sorry to tell you all but this is super-processed “food”. Same with plant based burgers.
Mmm. Yummy Igor. Try this new cheeseburger. It is to die for.
Oxymoron of the week? Plant based sausages. Outlets should be sued for false advertising.
Geesh. I’ll take KD any day. I mean if you are going to eat plastic this is the way to go.
I hear that in Canada, plastic straws are going to be replaced by this stuff.
Eat drink and be scary.
Canadian electioneering has begun for our elections in October – at the Federal level. Polls predicting Trudeau will probably win but with a coalition of the left – Greens and NDP (Dippers):
Goosed
Scary thought. We are screwed. See, even she agrees with me:
The NDP’s new Chief of Staff
Thar she blows: Climate change in action
Mauna Loa erection…er eruption. World’s largest Volcano – about to erupt!
Just wait for the UN to somehow make this a climate change action statement: “Give us your money and we will ensure volcanos never happen again.” Unfortunately many people will believe this shyte. Even Greta: “I see CO2” Thumbs Up will get in on the act. Perhaps the Pope as well.
This just in:
The Carolina Hurricanes believe that the Canadiens and GM Marc Bergevin got sold a bill of goods by Gerry Johannson, the agent for centre Sebastian Aho.
Guys, I really think that the name “Aho,” pronounced Ay-Ho, short in the hockey lexicon for Ass-Hole may have been a red flag here, don’t ya think
Get outside and don’t believe the shyte or the hype. Then you will see that every day is the best day ever.
Never fear. If it gets really bad this guy will come and rescue us from the United Nations. My hero
According to the United Nations, we no longer live in the Cenozonic Era and the Holocene Epoch but live in the Armageddon Era and Eeee Gads Epoch.
The world is going crazy, especially here in Canada. I thought I would just throw a few out there:
Canada declares a Climate Emergency then approves, the very next day, for the expansion of a major oil pipeline????!!!!????
In response a call to arms announced to every single young protester and anarchist out there to descend on Canada’s Burnaby Mountain immediately.
Consider this from that ANTIFA, BLM crowd of nice people:
White pumpkin lattes considered white privilege;
On a related note a Belgium farmer grows the world’s largest gourd – er a pumpkin, and it’s white. Man, that’s a whole lot of lattes;
Hurricane (insert name here) is a result of climate change. Anyone remember Galveston hurricane of 1900? The US’ deadliest and costliest hurricane on record. Yes Virginia, far worse than Katrina;
According to Gore and Obama, sea level has risen 1 foot off the southeast coast of the US. Funny that, but it hasn’t risen here! Yeah, but this is the NW coast. Oh I forgot;
This just in from the “World is Flat – Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko” crowd:
Science is dead at a Capetown University. Science does not support black magic and witch’s brew, witch is a fact of life’s reality here in South Africa in that one witch can throw a lightening strike at another witch. Witch one you may ask? Don’t know but since science cannot support this reality or explain this phenomenon, science must be wrong or irrelevant.
“Many people laughed at this remark because, well, witchcraft isnotsomething that happens. But according to the students, witchcraft is like Isaac Newton’s theory of gravity—it’s just one way of explaining the world, among many. Decolonising the science would mean doing away with it entirely and starting all over again to deal with how we respond to the environment and how we understand it,” the student continued (ref: Hit and Miss Blog).
Give your heads a shake! Students were told to have another white pumpkin latte, go back to their caves and hide and pray because a solar eclipse is incoming;
Science is all about white privilege;
Archimedes works for Big Oil;
A girl scout is suing the Girl Guides for $30M. Girl Guide cookie factories ramping up to 24/7 operations in response;
Canadian Gov’t increasing annual deficit to $40B this year. Our gov’t doesn’t seem to worry about debt so why should I;
While the world is going to hell in a hand basket, Canadian politicians and Human Rights officials want to ban the use of indigenous names – like the Cleveland Indians, Chicago Black Hawks etc. Some politicians even find the Edmonton Eskimo’s football team’s name offensive. To Who?? They don’t tell us that! But mark my words, Eskimo Pies will be next! Ban refrigerants! Argon! Heck, lets do away with the entire Periodic Table as it was built by Big Oil;
CFCs were banned in the 80s. Now HFCs in the 2016s. KFC is next! After that “Water Vapour” as it is a major factor in the world’s climate, perhaps argon as well;
Moon craters forming faster than we thought. Caused by Solar Warming. In response, Prime Minister Trudeau directed the Federal Government to come up with a plan to deal with “space weather” to mitigate the increase in moon crater formation. UN calls for first MOP conference to deal with this important development – Moonbats of Parties – to be held in Las Vegas later this year.
I wish I could, but I can’t make this stuff up.
Argons, er Argooos playing this week. I know, they suck, but I am an ardent fan.
We’re having a major storm here late this afternoon. The press has scared the beejeezus out of everyone. We’re all going to die. Yes we are! See, see this is ground zero of climate change.
No Virginia, It’s the late June storm season.
To think this came out in 1965.
Hey, Punch Buggy – no return.
Relevant today, don’t ya think.. Yeah, but we’re not on the eve of destruction – and it is a wonderful world – if you just let it be.
I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.
I love this:
From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):
“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol)and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).
We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)
The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):
If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.
And then there is this:
Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:
“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”
“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:
“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”
Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.
All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.
Divershity is our Strength
And it smells good too.
On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!
In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:
Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is?
Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s – 1810s).
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.
A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.”
This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!
1972 was a great year for rock!
Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:
Congrats to Toronto Raptors for the winning of their first NBA title.
And now for the Leafs? Ahhh, maybe not.
In a few more days the Liberal government will gives its verdict on the Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion. My verdict?
Turn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my
lips. No more pipelines. My brain is engaged. I have a dream.
No more pipelines. Yes, I have a dream. No matter where you are from, or the colour of your skin, there will be Barista joints and joints on every street corner of every city and town in this great country of ours. Yes, I have a dream.
And its a nightmare.
Meanwhile Climate Barbie, Trudeau’s erstwhile minister of CO2 has rejected every single recommendation that the conservative members of the senate have proposed to improve the draconian measures that would effectively ban all tankers off the West Coast of Canada and ensure not another resource project or major infrastructure initiative ever gets built in this country.
What? There are three of her?
I see CO2
I only wish is that she and the entire Liberal Cabinet would breathe CO.
Our wonderful health care system in Canada: man dies of massive bedsore in Ontario hospital. Found 37 other incidents in the same facility.
We have the very best health system in the world………………..NOT.
Major League Baseball analyst sights global warming as the cause of a spike in home runs this season. Yes, there is a lot of hot air these days around the ball parks. No one mentioned crappy pitching.
Then this just in from that icon of journalistic integrity Joy Behar of the View: “Global Warming could stop Joe Biden from curling…er curing cancer if he becomes President.”
Doesn’t anyone else see the humour in all of this. Yet people actually believe this shyte.
The Maldives today.
Do you notice the curvature on the horizon?
It’s alive, it’s alive
I hear that in Canada, plastic straws are going to be replaced by this stuff.
The NDP’s new Chief of Staff
Mauna Loa erection…er eruption. World’s largest Volcano – about to erupt!![Geoff Molson, Marc Bergevin standing next to a person in a suit and tie: Canadiens owner/president Geoff Molson (left) and general manager Marc Bergevin take a break during second day of NHL Draft in Vancouver on June 22, 2019.]({"default":{"load":"default","w":"80","h":"60","src":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AADmfHE.img?h=600&w=799&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=443&y=244"},"size3column":{"load":"default","w":"62","h":"47","src":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AADmfHE.img?h=468&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=443&y=244"},"size2column":{"load":"default","w":"62","h":"47","src":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AADmfHE.img?h=468&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=443&y=244"}})
Turn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my
What? There are three of her?