Parody and Other Stuff

 

It’s what Stalin would have done?

And the worse part is that I’m (Bruno Ganz) not even German, I’m Swiss!

Priceless!

Canadian tourists trapped in Haiti.

Why on earth would any Canadian, or any tourist, visit Haiti?

Happy Hour in Port au Prince:

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See the source imageC’mon in, the water is fine!

Hey but we’re Canadians so we know better than those nasty Americans. That’s why we go – literally and figuratively. After all, we Canadians are the smuggest people on the planet – don’t ya know.

See the source image           Honey, did ya bring the Keopectate? See, he’s smiling, maybe laughing even. I gotta go!

And the UN is sooooo focused on Climate Change and one world government!…Geesh

Why does the Trudeau Government want so desperately to defend SNC Lavelin?

Like Bombardier they are just “Too French to Fail”

And they’re not from Alberta!

The problem with today’s “everything is offensive” society:

“Knitting? Its just sooooo white. Let’s hope it gets better.””

On January 7, Karen Templer, a knitting designer and owner of the online store Fringe Association, published an innocuous blog post on her website entitled “2019: My Year of Colour,” in which she enthused about her forthcoming trip to India.

“I’ve wanted to go to India for as long as I can remember. I’ve a lifelong obsession with the literature and history of the continent. Photos of India fill me with longing like no other place. One of my closest friends [when I was 12] and her family had offered back then that if I ever wanted to go with them on one of their trips, I could. To a suburban midwestern teenager with a severe anxiety disorder, that was like being offered a seat on a flight to Mars. … Then about six weeks ago, the opportunity presented itself—a chance to go with a friend who’s been. … I said yes. And I felt like the top of my head was going to fly off, I was so indescribably excited. Within 48 hours, three of those friends of mine who are so much better travelers than me—but who are all equally humbled at the idea of actually going to India—also said yes. There has hardly been a single day since that I haven’t said in disbelief, either in my head or out loud, I’m going to India.”

Not so with those Social Justice Wankers”

“Karen, I’d ask you to re-read what you wrote and think about how your words feed into a colonial/imperialist mindset toward India and other non-Western countries. Multiple times you compare the idea of going to India to the idea of going to another planet—how do you think a person from India would feel to hear that?

Instead of asking your Indian friends to perform more emotional labor for you and assuage your white women’s tears, maybe do some reflection on how your equation of India with an alien world reinforces an “other” mindset that is at the core of imperialism and colonialism.”

Are we in trouble as a society?

But the slippery slope here is that when everything is offensive, nothing is offensive anymore.

Love this:

Dr Susan Block. “Dr Suzy” is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Scien”ces. 

“Dr Suzy, our high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, promptly informs us,   

Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call “Post-Trump Sex Disorder.” Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex.

Dr Suzy’s pronouncements are varied and numerous, though her train of thought is, it has to be said, not the easiest to follow:

The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks (Freudian slip??) the life out of a person. “

I’ll say it does. Next time my wife says: “Honey I have a headache” I’ll know exactly why!

It is Trump’s fault as everything wrong about this planet is Trump’s fault.

It is?

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In honour of Bruno Ganz. May you Rest in Peace Bruno. Any parody of Hitler will never be the same without you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out…………………………………Dot de dot dot.

You Gets (sic) What You Pays (sic) For!

Finally stopped snowing here in Mill Bay.

“Not to worry” said our snow removing supervisor. “We have the finest and latest in snow removal equipment and technology.”

“Thank gawd for that.”  I thought to myself.

You get what you vote for, or you made your bed now lie in it, comes this:

Veterans Affairs Canada upset with Trudeau’s government’s lack of interest with Veteran issues;

East Coast refinery giant Irving Oil, located in St John New Brunswick upset that eastern pipeline scrapped under the Liberal government;

Indigenous peoples of Canada upset that Trudeau fired one of their own;

Alleged groping incident by Trudeau 18 years ago. No story here…Move on. After all Trudeau is an avowed feminist;

Of course all Maritime Canada parliamentary seats went liberal in 2015. All of them and the Vets and the Indigenous, and all women pushed for an “ABC” movement – Anybody But Conservatives – and urged all veterans, Indigenous, women to vote Liberal. They did!

Duped again! Perhaps with the new marijuana laws they will be doped again in October 2019.  Stoned and loving it! Liberals equate to “Smoke and Mirrors” I say.

Democrat Representative Occasionally Cortez’s Green New Deal plan – Go for it. Even Trump agrees:

Say what? WTF over?

“I am so glad that I was able to walk away from this crash. So glad that I had a $110,000 Tesla – with their driverless, hands free  technology.” so says the survivor of this crash.”

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“However, I am a little disappointed to learn that its (Tesla’s) autopilot feature is unable to identify a stationary construction vehicle.“

A little disappointed?

Candidate for the Darwin Award. You bet but I only wish that they had a Darwin Award category for technology.

See the source imageThe Darwin Award goes to that guy.

And the Darwin Technology Award goes to:  TESLA!

It drives itself! See the source image                     Can also be used as a farming implementation vehicle.

Most popular Democrat right now? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. That wacko hard left wignut who wants to bring the US to the Socialist brink of economic extinction.

So what does “Ocasionally Cortez” but mainly “Wacko”  say now:

Ocasio-Cortez, a media darling no matter how many inanities she utters, triumphantly tweeted that whipping Amazon’s “corporate greed” and “worker exploitation” proves that “anything is possible” Anything — like sucking the air out of the city’s economic life and future – and people’s livelihood

Note: Amazon just pulled out of New York potentially pulling 25,000 jobs with them. Where will they go? Not Portland that’s for sure.

There is no doubt that this hard leftist, anti business, destroy the economic lifeblood of a nation policy is soon to be coming to Canada (it already has) through the Greens and NDP. The Liberals may jump on this bandwagon as well (they already have) to secure votes and maintain power.  After all, over 60% of Canadian voters are left leaning. By the way they call this type of social engineering…communism!

Lets take a look at social engineering…er…housing:

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Venezuela.See the source image                                  Yes but it includes an indoor washer and dryer!

See the source imageNot some Eastern European project but downtown Toronto’s Regent Park.

Can’t wait! Oh and Finland introduced a guaranteed living wage for all citizens. It was an abject failure and had to be scrapped. Why? They couldn’t find anybody to work the programme.

That’s all she wrote:

Song of the day, Taxman,………………….. or the “Leftist Anthem.”

Have a great Navy Day

 

SJ…………………………………………Out.

 

 

The Turd.

Some Turd-ope-isms:

Remember these comments at the next erection, oops sorry, Freudian slip,…..election:

  • “There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime.”

Justinian then asked of his late father: “Poppa, what’s an economy?”

  • At a town hall in response to a question from the audience: “maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind”.

To which Trudeau said: “We like to say ‘peoplekind’, not necessarily ‘mankind’, because it’s more inclusive.”

So man becomes people. What of woman? That becomes wo-people, or yo people. “Hey, Yo True-dope. What have you been smokin.? Hey Yo;”

See the source image“Hey Yo…True-dope. Walt here. Now that weed is legal up there, is meth next? Hey yo?…yo?…you there… yo… True-dope? Wake up man.”

“Jesse, yo’d up the RV. WE’RE GOING TO CANADA”

  • Turd-ope again opens his flap-trap: “Anytime I meet people who got to make the deliberate choice, whose parents chose Canada, I’m jealous,” he said in an interview that aired Friday morning on CTV. “Because I think being able to choose it, rather than being Canadian by default, is an amazing statement of attachment to Canada.”

In other words Canadians who have been here for generations are not real Canadians. They take their country for granted.

My father, who fought for this country during WW 2, is squirming in his grave. And me, someone who has served this country for 37 years, is thoroughly pissed off with this Prime ribbing.

  • On the Boston Bomber during the Boston Marathon: “:Now we don’t know now whether it was, you know, terrorism or a single crazy or, you know, a domestic issue or a foreign issue, I mean, all of those questions. But there is no question that this happened because there is someone who feels completely excluded, completely at war with innocents, at war with a society.”

And what about these people?

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Dumb de dumb dumb….DUMB!

  • Prime Minister Justin Trudeau claimed that he believes returning Jihadists — like those ISIS members headed back to Canada after losing the fight abroad — can be rehabilitated into “powerful” voices against radicalism within Canada.

Really?  According to the Turd this guy is misunderstood and just needs a really big hug.

See the source imageWelcome to Parks Canada. Canada’s new Parks Canada employee and the new uniform. Cute! Awesome!

  • “A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.” The Turd refuses to refute Canadians citizenship for ISIS Terrorists who originate from Canada or who currently possess Canadian citizenship;

Omar Kadr, a convicted terrorist is paid $10.5M by the Canadian government and “on behalf of all Canadians” is given an apology.

Sorry Turd. I don’t know what half you’re talking about but you don’t speak for me.

  • The Turd’s economic policy for Canada? “The Budget will balance itself!”

“Again, Poppa? What’s an economy?” the Turd was heard muttering to himself.

  • On our Veterans? The unspeakable has been spoken. The truth has finally been revealed and is being reviled. At a town hall in Edmonton on February 2, 18, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said, “Why are we still fighting against certain veterans’ groups in court? Because they are asking for more than we are able to give right now.”

Meanwhile, the Turd pledges $50 Million dollars via a “tweet” to comedian Trevor Noah, during his South African charity drive for education.

  • With respect to Canada’s Indigenous people, the Turds’ true colours came out with this statement to Rolling Stone magazine:

Indigenous advocates are denouncing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s recent comments about Senator Patrick Brazeau in Rolling Stone magazine, saying his remarks could damage the Liberal government’s relationship with aboriginal people.

“I wanted someone who would be a good foil, and we stumbled upon the scrappy tough-guy senator (Patrick Brazeau) from an Indigenous community. He fit the bill, and it was a very nice counterpunch…er point,” Mr. Trudeau says in the article. “I saw it as the right kind of narrative, the right story to tell.” re Trudeau’s boxing match with Brazeau, of which he won.

Knock em down I says – well, not really, but he is our PM after all.

There are many, many more. Too many to list here. But these next two pics say it all as far as I am concerned. I am so proud to have the Turd as my Prime Minister:

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Trudeau posing with his Liberal Caucus!

Or this!

See the source image“Dear Chiva. Thank you, thank you, for letting me be me. Today I am an Indian. Tomorrow I can play Prime Minister…hmmm, maybe not…too boring. Oh how I love being me.”

Then there is the Chinese fiasco and now the SNC Lavalin scandal.

When will this ever end? In October I hope.

Unfortunately with Sheer we will get sheer nonsense. May? Maybe not! And Singh? Well, seek and you shall find.

Woe is me! Nobody to vote for. I guess I will stick to my riding and vote for whoever, or is that whomever, best represents me.

Thank gawd we didn’t have leadership like this during the First and Second World Wars.

Walter White’s favourite song and favourite scene’s from “Breaking Bad.”

Badfinger’s “Baby Blue.” Another highlight from 1972 – just a great year for music and other things:

“Mr True-dope strong and free. The slippery slope of legalized marijuana. It leads to other things…Baby Blue perhaps….and it’ll kill ya…er yo!” …Walter White.

CANADIANS? WAKE UP TO THIS MADNESS!

 

Have a great Navy day and great Navy weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

I Wuv You!

See the source imageValentine’s card for millennials.

Oh really!

This from a forum called “Psycho News,” or as I like to refer it to: “News From the Dark Cornices of Our Minds:”

“This shouldn’t be a huge surprise. Being objective and impartial is darn near impossible for journalists and all citizens when our cognitive hard-wiring is oriented towards supporting our social group identities when we see and interpret information in the political world.”

Why do journalists report highlight economic news that makes Democrats and Liberals look good while downplaying economic news that makes Republicans and Conservatives look good? Merkley suggests that confirmation bias plays an important part. That means, for the uninitiated, that people tend to select out facts that confirm their beliefs while ignoring facts that tend to disprove them. And he is correct to add that anyone who belongs to a group that thinks a certain way will tend to think the same way… the better to maintain his standing in the group….Group Think…by Irving Janis or down the slippery slope to a 1984 world! Like this:

To think this movie was made in 1927.  Mind blowing!

Democrat newbie, Occasionally Cortez’s mantra? “Don’t bore me with the facts or details. I have the moral high ground so I must be right.”

So why elect Trudeau for Prime Minister? “Well he has such dreamy hair.” one woman responded. Confirmation bias. Nooooooooo!

I remember my “Confirmation” at church. It went something like this:

See the source imageCatholics would get this!

Are woman any different from men? Intellectually, perhaps not, probably superior. But physically? Absolutely not and “viva la difference.” I mean have you ever seen a woman throw a baseball?

See the source image“It’s all in the wrist don’t you know.”                             But then again:

See the source image“It is all in the wrist don’t you know.”

“Everyone and I mean everybody is just a short internal whisper or internal voice away from becoming a psycho.”

“You talking to me?” as I look at myself in the mirror.

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Why are men intellectually inferior to woman? Well…may be this will help explain the difference:

Duh!

Progressives aim to destroy our way of life. From “Psycho News” comes this:

“The sexual-harassment policy at the University of New Orleans is so broad that it may effectively ban students from sending each other valentines.”….Geesh

“Are you, yes you, are you talking to me? Well are you? Yo….you?

See the source imageYo baby!

Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes: “Journey to the Centre of Your Mind”

“Psycho-delic man!” Ted Nugent, the lead guitarist in this song and alt right musical icon conservative, always has to be the centre of attention.

Have a great Valentine’s day……………………………Dot!

And to everyone…a good night!

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And for a very special person out there:

 

SJ…………………………………………….Out

A Good Defence Is A Good Offence

“When everything is offensive, nothing is offensive.”

Blazing Saddles offended everything and everybody. It was hilarious but it  could not be made today under current SJW and snowflake sensibilities where everything is offensive. Here is a link. Good reading:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/blazing-saddles-at-45-the-movie-that-couldnt-get-made-today/

Copy and paste the link into your browser. It’s a great article.

Here is an excerpt from that trail blazing movie:

Madeline Kahn was a fantastic actress. She died way too young.

From the “You Won’t Believe It’s True” file” comes this:

“Just when frustrated residents of New Jersey, one of the most heavily taxed states in the US, thought Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy had already brought the state into the ninth circle of taxation hell with new taxes to save the state’s ailing pension system, middle class voters in one of the least affordable states in the country have now been given one more thing to complain about: A tax on the rain.?” 

The air that we breathe is next. Why? Because every living thing on the planet expunges CO2. Yup even Santa Claus Virginia!

I bet you didn’t know that a human body is comprised of 18.3% Carbon. Therefore, given our Liberal politician’s absolute pathological hatred of all things Carbon – “it’s a poison man, a poison” and given that for every breath they take they exhale C02 then why don’t all Liberal and Progressive politicians do us all a favour by taking themselves and all of their cronies, consultants and advisors out of the gene pool. For heaven’s sake…er…for the planet’s sake.  Lead by example for a climate change…why don’t you. “Take my Prime Minister…..Please.”

For those of you who do not know, Jody Raybould Wilson is / was Canada’s Justice Minister or Attorney General of Canada for want of a better term – a woman and an Indigenous person to boot. And that is exactly what our spineless Prime Minister Turd-ope did. He gave her the boot by relieving her of the Justice portfolio with a demotion of her cabinet stature to that gawd awful, gawd forsaken job of Veteran’s Affairs and Deputy Defence minister! Naturally she resigned from Veteran’s Affairs and has since resigned from Turd-ope’s LIberal Cabinet (she has my respect).

Everybody (except Turd-ope and Turd-ope’s Butt) knows that Wilson was demoted because she would not fall victim to Turd-ope’s and the Prime Minister’s Office’s pressure to intervene in the SNC Lavalin fraud and corruption case by giving SNC a free ride and exoneration from all current and future charges. After all SNC Lavalin, like Bombardier, is a major engineering and high tech firm based in Quebec. And like Bombardier, SNC was deemed by Turd-ope and the PMO as “Too French to Fail.”

The alleged intervention in this case by the Prime Minister and the PMO is, if deemed true, a blatant conflict of interest of the highest order. It is an action that undermines our democracy and rule of law, as it equates to interference in a legal case by government officials. This is far more serious than ADSCAM. But given the liberal propensity of our media this will probably be construed as a non event so “move on people. No story here.” It will not be covered by the press. And Turd-ope, just like the alleged groping incident, will be given a free ride on this “Shame on you the Me Too” crowd for allowing that incident to disappear from the public’s eye.

Family Compact? Remember that from your Canadian History. The compact that hastened the revolts of 1837 in Upper and Lower Canada and resulted in the 1839 Durham Report which in turn led to the Act of Union of Lower and Upper Canada of 1840, which ultimately resulted in Confederation of 1868 and the British North American Act (I researched this so you don’t have to). Well if you think that the Family Compact went away think again. Canada’s political hierarchy has been anchored in Quebec and Ontario since 1867. That political hierarchy has been running this country ever since Confederation. If you think that the Family Compact in Canada is dead then consider this:

House of Commons or Canadian Representatives….Predominantly Liberal;

Cabinet or Executive Branch of Government…………..Liberal;

Judiciary…………………………………………………………………….Liberal

Academia……………………………………………………………………Hard left Liberal;

Cultural………………………………………………………………………Hard Left Liberal; and

Media………………………………………………………………………….Liberal.

With respect to criticism of government policies there is no debate but rather a typical government response of: Racism, Bigotry, Homophobia, or some other form of Phobia.

CANADIANS!………………………..WAKE UP!

 

Now I am not a fan of Proportional Representation as the NDP or Greens would define it but I am in favour of some form of government electoral system that is not tied to the “First Past the Post Paradigm.” After all, if a party forms a majority government in Canada, what we really have in this country is an elected dictatorship for 4 years…..not good.

 

I think I need a song that is uplifting:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………………………Out…………………………………………Dot